Heeyyy boys and girls! I'm Jess. Your very best friend!(You frikken wish) I'm actually Paige's best friend so like, keep dreaming you were friends with someone as awesome as me. Um, please excuse my arrogance. I get a little full of myself sometimes(stop you thoughts, you perverts!)
I am completely against the people who eat guinea pigs. Why? MY GUINEA PIG IS PRACTICLY MY BABY. He's my life. His name is Henry(though I think he's a girl, since the lack of manhood seems to be obvious) Me and Paige(Woah. Totally switching subjects quickly) have known each other since 6th grade. I hated her guts for that year. I seriously did. Then in 7th grade we had a rocky, sorta friendship but I talked behind her back(I was still unsure of the whole friend concept) and then in 8th grade we were like. Inseperable! She's the wit and I'm the 'don't talk shit or I'll kill you'.
Gahh Paige is making me write more...so I'll be spewing random facts(ew..spewing?) My favorite color is green. It's epicly awesome. Like me. Believe it or not. If I wasn't so lazy I could be a genius. I read 'To Kill A Mockingbird' (a literary classic) in the fourth grade for fun. No frikken joke. And I've been rereading it every year. And I'm actually good in EVERY subject. But I sleep in my classes.
I wear the most obnoxious colors ever. Bright pink and orange. Along with my white jacket with neon stars ranging from Obnoxious lime green to bright purple. It's amazing.
Oh and I hate cheese. And pizza. Disguisting. I'm really into action. I love the James Bond and Jason Bourne movies. Agents are my type of people.
Seriously.
I am also a writer(this obviously isnt my best work, I'm being forced to write this) I've had my bad pieces of work. But I'm really good when I focus. And I have AMAZING characters with their own plotline, personalities, and background. You know what? I am done writing! She can't force me to ramble on about myself!
